The Meowffice: CEO of Doing Absolutely Nothing

This cat has perfected the art of looking busy while doing nothing. It sits near laptops with an important expression. Occasionally, it walks across the keyboard to “approve” something. Meetings are interrupted by sudden naps. Deadlines clearly mean nothing here. Despite this, the cat somehow maintains complete authority. Everyone in the room automatically accepts its leadership. Productivity may be low, but morale has never been higher. Truly inspiring management skills.